Hello there earth dogs, some new records for you to listen.

THE COWBOY - THE COWBOY ALBUM LP
LISTEN/DOWNLOAD HERE

"What do you get when you add 2/3 of Homostupids to 1/2 of Pleasure Leftists? You get Cleveland's most explosive new act, THE COWBOY! Do the math, it checks out. These three gringos are confident enough in their chops to make the bold move of having their debut not just be twelve inches long but also twelve tracks long. Only seasoned veterans such as the gentlemen of THE COWBOY could pull off such a daring feat. Every one of these dozen songs is Grade A rock guitar beef Americano style, with that homegrown flavor Clev-O is so famous for. Grab your knife and fork a dig in for two sides of prime cuts. Now that the title of America's Greatest Rock'n'Roll Band seems to be up for grabs again, these fellas are throwing their hats in the ring and it's certainly not their first rodeo. So saddle up, Sally, and LET'S GO!"
- Richie K/Terminal Boredom
(Fashionable Idiots #56)


CITRIC DUMMIES - TEARING OUT MY NAILS LP
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"Out of the ashes of Brain Tumors comes the Dummies, the Citric ones. Jerky punk guitar driven calamitous tunes with hyper yet clear and tuneful vocals hurling toilet lyrics and an attitude that is also of-the-toilet. Its an album! An album whose grooves are densely packed with the sounds of angry nerds propelling their rotten attitudes down deep into the basement.  The punk basement. This does not sound like Devo or Sheer Mag. Buy and fry."
- Steven Peffer/Hausfrau Record Shop
(Fashionable Idiots #57)


Paypal straight away to: FASHIONABLEIDIOTSRECORDS@GMAIL.COM

(Prices include shipping)

For both:
USA / $28
CAN / $40
WORLD / $48

For one or the other:
USA / $16
CAN / $28
WORLD / $36

Have a nice day now.

THE COWBOY


CITRIC DUMMIES

URANIUM CLUB SOLD OUT!

Greetings folks, the Uranium Club - All Them Naturals LP is now sold out from us, find it from yer friends in the DIY record distribution world.  The outstanding Question LP is still available if ya are in need.

Coming next will be debut long players from THE COWBOY (Cleveland, USA/Homostupids peoples) and CITRIC DUMMIES (Minneapolis, MN/the brains of Brain Tumors)

Have a nice spring now.

January 1st: happy new year from the idiots

Here are a couple new joints to ring in 2017...

QUESTION - S/T LP

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Years in the making, this record displays a style of hardcore that has moved from the raw and primal angst of earlier records to a new level of structure and musicianship without losing any of its power or urgency. Furious catchy riffs, sick leads, ill breaks, critical beats, back up Saira’s introspective, and sometimes inspirational, lyrics yet coarse delivery. A lot of bands today hide their lack of chops behind a wall or reverb and distortion, Question employs driving hardcore with solid riffs eschewing this sleight of hand. Some of the structure reminds me of Totalitar, but unlike a lot of bands these days you can’t say this record “sounds just like…” some other popular or legendary band. For those who wish to rage in hell. -Felix Havoc

(Fashionable Idiots #54)

URANIUM CLUB - ALL OF THEM NATURALS LP

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 “All Of Them Naturals” is a fully realized, inclusive world of faux-corporation sponsored surrealist new wave punk music rife with satire and discordance. Robotically tight. Delightfully warped. Ideas as vast as Nebraska’s GMO cornfields and as lethal as the pesticides they spray on them. Did the Sunbelt Chemicals Corporation invent DDT? Maybe. Did they invent man? They think so. Did they invent the wheel? No, that was Uranium Club. Truly, our generation’s DEVO. An important group. -Jensen Ward

(Fashionable Idiots #55)

Paypal straight away to: FASHIONABLEIDIOTSRECORDS@GMAIL.COM

For both:

USA / $28

CAN / $40

WORLD / $48

For one or the other:

USA / $16

CAN / $28

WORLD / $36

Europeans - get Uranium Club from Static Shock Records.

Have a nice day now.