Uranium Club - The Cosmo Cleaners

Long time, no talk fun-sters.  Here is a new album available for purchase and/or yer listening pleasures....

URANIUM CLUB - THE COSMO CLEANERS: THE HIGHER CALLING OF BUSINESS PROVACATEURS LP

"You're being urgently, naughtily rushed up the tallest, steepest stairs you've ever climbed. Smile cautiously as the Uranium Club welcomes you into their stinky apartment. You've been here before, right? Oh, that must have been some one else. Do you have a brother or sister? One of the members mumbles some deceptively eloquent bullshit as he hands you a drink. His lips are dark red and chapped; he looks really bad. But the drink is wet, and those stairs had been tall. Sit down, lean back, sip it. There's salt in it, some pulp, some pebbles. It rolls around your tongue, hides between your teeth, a perfectly TV-worthy combination of pleasure and mischief. Swallow it. But spit it out... Spit it out now! It's supposed to go into your ears! How crazy is that? Such a sensation of taste, transmogrified for the realm of sound? Is it Sprite, or is it... music? Careful, engaging, and dare-I-say theatrical vocals over hyper bass-and-drums while other boingy-boingy instruments puke all over it, all over the whole show. That's called synesthesia. Gentle lectures, dangerous storytime, eerie fast-and-slow nightmare riffs, and a taut, bound-and-gagged rhythm section. Boingily-boingily, that's phantasmagoria. That's the Uranium Club's latest album, "The Cosmo Cleaners." So swish around some mouthwash and plug in your AirPods, kid, it's time to drop that needle!"
-Alex Ward / Cleveland, USA
(Fashionable Idiots #58)


Paypal straight away to: FASHIONABLEIDIOTSRECORDS@GMAIL.COM
(Prices include shipping)
USA / $17
CAN / $31

For two copies: 
(Prices include shipping)
USA / $31
CAN / $45

AVAILABLE IN EUROPE FROM THE EXCELLENT STATIC SHOCK

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LIMITED COPIES STILL AVAILABLE, GET IN TOUCH QUESTION - S/T LP THE COWBOY - "THE COWBOY ALBUM" CITRIC DUMMIES - "TEARING OUT MY NAILS"

Hello there earth dogs, some new records for you to listen.

THE COWBOY - THE COWBOY ALBUM LP
LISTEN/DOWNLOAD HERE

"What do you get when you add 2/3 of Homostupids to 1/2 of Pleasure Leftists? You get Cleveland's most explosive new act, THE COWBOY! Do the math, it checks out. These three gringos are confident enough in their chops to make the bold move of having their debut not just be twelve inches long but also twelve tracks long. Only seasoned veterans such as the gentlemen of THE COWBOY could pull off such a daring feat. Every one of these dozen songs is Grade A rock guitar beef Americano style, with that homegrown flavor Clev-O is so famous for. Grab your knife and fork a dig in for two sides of prime cuts. Now that the title of America's Greatest Rock'n'Roll Band seems to be up for grabs again, these fellas are throwing their hats in the ring and it's certainly not their first rodeo. So saddle up, Sally, and LET'S GO!"
- Richie K/Terminal Boredom
(Fashionable Idiots #56)


CITRIC DUMMIES - TEARING OUT MY NAILS LP
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"Out of the ashes of Brain Tumors comes the Dummies, the Citric ones. Jerky punk guitar driven calamitous tunes with hyper yet clear and tuneful vocals hurling toilet lyrics and an attitude that is also of-the-toilet. Its an album! An album whose grooves are densely packed with the sounds of angry nerds propelling their rotten attitudes down deep into the basement.  The punk basement. This does not sound like Devo or Sheer Mag. Buy and fry."
- Steven Peffer/Hausfrau Record Shop
(Fashionable Idiots #57)


Paypal straight away to: FASHIONABLEIDIOTSRECORDS@GMAIL.COM

(Prices include shipping)

For both:
USA / $28
CAN / $40
WORLD / $48

For one or the other:
USA / $16
CAN / $28
WORLD / $36

Have a nice day now.

THE COWBOY


CITRIC DUMMIES

URANIUM CLUB SOLD OUT!

Greetings folks, the Uranium Club - All Them Naturals LP is now sold out from us, find it from yer friends in the DIY record distribution world.  The outstanding Question LP is still available if ya are in need.

Coming next will be debut long players from THE COWBOY (Cleveland, USA/Homostupids peoples) and CITRIC DUMMIES (Minneapolis, MN/the brains of Brain Tumors)

Have a nice spring now.

January 1st: happy new year from the idiots

Here are a couple new joints to ring in 2017...

QUESTION - S/T LP

LISTEN/DOWNLOAD HERE

Years in the making, this record displays a style of hardcore that has moved from the raw and primal angst of earlier records to a new level of structure and musicianship without losing any of its power or urgency. Furious catchy riffs, sick leads, ill breaks, critical beats, back up Saira’s introspective, and sometimes inspirational, lyrics yet coarse delivery. A lot of bands today hide their lack of chops behind a wall or reverb and distortion, Question employs driving hardcore with solid riffs eschewing this sleight of hand. Some of the structure reminds me of Totalitar, but unlike a lot of bands these days you can’t say this record “sounds just like…” some other popular or legendary band. For those who wish to rage in hell. -Felix Havoc

(Fashionable Idiots #54)

URANIUM CLUB - ALL OF THEM NATURALS LP

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 “All Of Them Naturals” is a fully realized, inclusive world of faux-corporation sponsored surrealist new wave punk music rife with satire and discordance. Robotically tight. Delightfully warped. Ideas as vast as Nebraska’s GMO cornfields and as lethal as the pesticides they spray on them. Did the Sunbelt Chemicals Corporation invent DDT? Maybe. Did they invent man? They think so. Did they invent the wheel? No, that was Uranium Club. Truly, our generation’s DEVO. An important group. -Jensen Ward

(Fashionable Idiots #55)

Paypal straight away to: FASHIONABLEIDIOTSRECORDS@GMAIL.COM

For both:

USA / $28

CAN / $40

WORLD / $48

For one or the other:

USA / $16

CAN / $28

WORLD / $36

Europeans - get Uranium Club from Static Shock Records.

Have a nice day now.

Uranium Club 12" sold out

Thanks

Sunday, July 19th: Fashionable Idiots proudly presents a new stomper/back from the grave....

URANIUM CLUB - HUMAN EXPLORATION 12"

In this era of blogs, instant virtual collection, and high school kids who are sometimes more informed than the maniac collectors of 25 years ago, its rare to come across a band with a truly refreshing and original take on punk rock. Well, if that's what you've been waiting for, then look no further than the Minneapolis Uranium Club Band.  Sure, there's lots of familiar touchstones on "Human Exploration" - you can picture these guys having a home on the Dangerhouse roster at times, and their nervous, herky jerky riffs lead one to assume they've spent a lot of time listening to Hardcore era Devo - but taken as a whole this record is an entirely different animal than the sum of the band's apparent influences.  Even though they have obviously put a lot more thought into their sound than your usual genre purists, this record rages with the best of them from start to finish.  Want to hear the state of punk rock art circa 2015? Look no further. -Steve Borchardt

(Fashionable Idiots #53)

Check out Uranium Club for yerself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbjy0DYZbx8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY6QpcPXRJ8

For single orders / paypal straight away to: fashionableidiotsrecords(at)gmail.com

USA / $16

CAN/MEX / $24

WORLD / $30

Wholesale, distros, stores, interesting trades, etc…get in touch.

Currently Available:

FIR053 Uranium Club - Human Exploration 12"
FIR051 Varix - I Cant Get Out
FIR049 Avon Ladies - second 7"
FIR046 Folded Shirt - Tiny Boat b/w Mouth Clock
FIR036 Sinks - I Drove the Sinks
FIR031 Retainers - Waste of Time